“Would you get me another drink, Ringo?”
“Not unless you say it,” Ringo said, leaning back in his chair at the Honor Hold Inn. “You know the rules.”
“I’m not going to say it,” Beli said, her voice even, but shooting him a dirty look.
“Say what?” Widge asked, returning from the Little Gnome’s Room outside and climbing into his seat.
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Beli was watching a ship load up at a dock at Menethil Harbor — the rumor was the Explorers’ League was sailing for Northrend — and keeping an eye on Ringo’s cousin Bethaine as she rocked baby Bael in her arms when the murlocs invaded.
“Invaded” might be too strong a word. They came racing down the street, saw Beli and Bethaine and began to caper and dance, warbling unintelligibly, as murlocs do.
The fabric patches and eyes that kept dangling out of their sockets, attached only by yarn, however — those were new.
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And Ringo Flinthammer stepped out onto the sod roof, looking down on the dark waters of Loch Modan and raised his son high above his head, presenting him to the titans and anyone else who might be watching.
Nearby, his bear, his other bear, his owl, his adopted murloc child and that obnoxious little hawkstrider chick Beli had insisted on adopting all watched quietly. He could hear a swell of music coming from Thelsamar over the hill, as if the patrons of the Stoutlager Inn were celebrating this moment.
“In the ciiiircle,” Ringo sang under his breath, “The ciiiircle of liiiiiiife.”
“Would you get back in here, you idiot?” his wife called from within the lakeside hut. “He’s going to catch a cold with his first breath.”
The Wildhammer all looked uncomfortable.
“I’ll rip your parts off and feed them to the bear!”
Guumbah and Widge, sitting in the Wildhammer Stronghold brewery tavern, just looked at one another.
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“I think they’re calling for you,” Widge said, swallowing a mouthful of spicy crawdad. “That part that sounded like a death threat, that was definitely ‘Guuuumbaaaaah.'”
“I wish I spoke Dwarven,” the elf said, looking nervously at the stairs down to the guest rooms.
“Guumbah!” came a voice from below.
Widge laughed hard enough to shoot Aerie Peak Ale out his nose.
“Ancients preserve me,” Guumbah whimpered, getting up from his chair and heading downstairs.
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What was to become known as the Battle for the Dark Portal went back and forth for days, and several times, the Burning Legion broke through the lines of the Alliance and Horde to set fire to the encampment erected by the Argent Dawn.
But a week after the Dark Portal reopened, the Alliance and Horde pushed the Burning Legion all the way back through the portal and followed them through to the far side.