The Ice Stone has melted!
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“Aye, we know.”
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“That’s nice.”
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“I’m gonna melt you, ya floppy-eared idjit,” Ringo Flinthammer snarled, threatening a kick at the slumbering elf-bear’s side. Sanlear, deep asleep, thanks to binging on Moonglow, remained happily unaware in a snowdrift in the midst of Wintergarde Keep.
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“What Ice Stone is he going on about?” snapped Durkon Flinthammer, who was sick of this.
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“I reckon he’s dreaming about Ahune,” Beli Flinthammer said, placing a blanket over Sanlear. “He’s a frost elemental the Twilight Hammer conjured up last summer.”
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“We’d never stand for this sort of drunkenness on duty in the Seventh Legion.”
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
“SHUT UP, ALREADY!” the trio screamed in unison.
At long last, quiet.
“The Ice Stone has melted!”
6 thoughts on “The Ice Stone has melted!”
Greetings!
I shared a link to this story with a few of my guildmates, only to get reports that when the page was loaded, it triggered their anti-virus programs with a warning about Trojan activity.
Figured I’d warn you!
Thanks — someone apparently snuck in and added a script to call to another site on several pages. I’ve updated the site to the latest, more secure version.
Ha! I love it! “The Ice Stone has melted” does indeed haunt my dreams. 🙂
Drunken excess by a S.O. member…..? And?
But, San! MOONGLOW? Have you no pride?
That is like binging on Sttranglethorn Slings with
them little umbrellas and seven kinds of fruit!
Ale is on me as soon as I find that little pony keg.
And, would someone plug the compressor in for the ice stone
so that voice alarm will shut up!
I’ll have you know Moonglow gives a great glow in the dark buzz! We bears take our hibernation seriously. Anything to help us sleep….. 🙂
*just laughs and shakes her head* Hey, by the way….
*runs off before she gets pelted with snowballs*